MEl’s Totally Awesome Advice

Dear Mel,

I have a problem. I have a boyfriend who has A LOT of money. See, I’m not a golddigger but, it would be nice if he would at least take me out once in a while. I really, really like him. He makes me laugh, he’s really nice, and my mom really likes him. He’s the first guy that my mom really likes out of all my boyfriends. He’s really thoughtful yet, I’m the one spending all my money. Should I keep dating him or should I break up with him? I don’t even think his parents know about me, I want him to be confident in our relationship and not scared to tell his parents about us. I don’t wanna feel hidden or like a secret. I really like the guy but something about his style icks me out and sometimes I don’t know if I can ever be in public with him. What should I do?

-Sam

Dear Sam,

Sometimes guys come and go, like my 15 exes, but it seems like you don’t want to let him go. You should set some boundaries and talk to him. Talk out your problems. Honestly, your relationship sounds genuine and happy. I say you keep dating him but, obviously you have got to start using his credit card. Be sneaky about it. STEAL HIS CREDIT CARD WHEN HE’S ASLEEP! From experience, I can tell you it is the most efficient way to do it! Also, you should totally make a Pinterest board and come up with outfits for him that won’t make you gag in public. Definitely talk to him about telling his parents though. I know you mentioned not being a gold digger but, maybe if his mom knew about your relationship, she will talk him into buying you stuff! That’s what… my eighth?…no… My tenth boyfriend’s mom did and I got a new bag out of it. Anywho, you should totally keep dating the guy!

-Mel